Crowd howls as Jon Stewart begs McConnell not to return in searing roast: 'We're fine!'

Jon Stewart used Monday's Daily Show to unload on Mitch McConnell, mocking the ailing senator's long-awaited "proof of life" photo before pleading with him, only half in jest, to stay retired. The 84-year-old Kentucky Republican resurfaced over the weekend with a hospital-bed image after a month…